Humour

I just dropped a copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my foot.

Why did the M&M  go to school?

Why was the tomato red?

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit.

Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body?

Why cant a nose be 12 inches long?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?