Humour

A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly confesses to his friend.

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God

A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are gross!”

Sad after the funeral of a friend, my wife and I ducked into a Chinese restaurant for a pick-me-up.

A policeman pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.

What room are ghosts not allowed to enter?

Why did the lions move at the end of summer?

How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

When do bed bugs fall in love?