Humour

Why did King Arthurs parents ground him for a week?

What did the leopard say after dinner?

Knock knockWho's there?

Why did the baker get a new job?

When do ducks get out of bed?

Why did the fisherman have a successful business?

How many gorillas can fit into a car?

What did the toilet roll complain about?

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

Why did the pig get kicked out of the soccer game?