Humour

Two blokes walk into a bakery.

There were three people approaching the gates of heaven

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree

A nun walks into Mother Superior's office

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch

A homeless guy is travelling down a country lane

After I retired, my wife insisted I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store.

A Scot, an Englishman and an Irish man were serving in Nelson's Navy