Joke of the Day

A lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

“My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles Your Honour. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb?”

“Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to 5 year’s imprisonment! He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.”

The defendant smiled.

With his lawyer’s assistance… he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.