A German shepherd, a Doberman and a cat all die and stand before God.
God asks what they believe in.
The German shepherd replies, “I believe in discipline, training & loyalty to my master.”
“Good” says God “Sit on my right hand side.”
“Doberman, what do you believe in?”
The Doberman replies, “I believe in the love, care & protection of my master.”
“Ah” said God, “You may sit on my left side.”
Then he looks at the cat and asks, “What do you believe in?”
The cat looks at him and says, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”
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