A Canadian and an Kiwi were hunting in the Canadian woods when an Australian runs across the field and the Canadian shoots him in the back and kills him.
“You can’t do that!” cried the Kiwi.
“No, no, it’s legal here in Canada ” replies the Canadian.
Later that night the Kiwi goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door. Just then a Australian runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
The Kiwi thinks “No worries mate” and he shoots him in the back and kills him.
As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.
“But I thought it was legal to shoot Australian’s here in Canada?” protests the Kiwi.
“Well yeah,” says the cop, “but you can’t use bait.”
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