GOOD, BETTER, BEST
GOOD
A cop was watching for speedsters, but was not getting many.
Then he discovered the reason, a young boy was standing up the road with a sign which read ‘RADAR TRAP AHEAD’.
The cop then found another young kid down the road with a sign reading ‘TIPS’ and a bucket full of cash.
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a photo of his car speeding and a fine of $160.
He sent the cops a photo of $160.
He got a photo back of a set of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As the cop walked up flipping open his ticket book she said, “Are you going to sell me a ticket to the policeman’s ball?”
He replied, “Policemen don’t have balls .”
There was a moment of silence. She smiled. He closed his book and took off.
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