Joke: Negotiating with the queen

A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat.

– So, you’re stating that every women would agree to sell herself?
– Yes.
– Me too?
– Of course.
– And how much do you think I would cost?
– 500 francs.
– What?! Only 500 francs?!
– Here you go – you’ve already started to negotiate.