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Tag: R50 Jokes

Free Oranges

One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including a young girl.

Sweet Dreams

Three men arrived at a hotel to find that they were all booked up and only had a single room left with a single bed.

Newlyweds

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

On Heat

A little girl asks her mum, "Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?".

Clean Up Crew Needed

A man is in the line at the supermarket check out, but when he gets to the register he realizes he's forgotten to pick up his condoms.

Mad Cow

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.

Skylight

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned girl, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.