Tag: Clean Jokes

A broccoli, a walnut and a mushroom had a night of bragging games.

Two guys, one old bloke and one young, are pushing their carts around the supermarket when they collide.

An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

It's amazing what a little pill can do...

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?"

The Department of Labour claimed a South Canterbury farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional."

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

A word to the wise....

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.