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Tag: Clean Jokes

I’m Waiting

Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man.

You Must Be in the Fifth

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

International Message

A blonde goes to an international message centre and says to the man behind the counter. "Hello, I'd like to send a message to my Mum back home. How much will it cost?"

Women Who Know Their Place

Barbara Walters, formerly of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.