Just a quick funny to start your day.
Tag: Clean Jokes
The Golden Toilet Seat
There was this guy who had been to about every bar in town. So one night, he hopped into a taxi cab and told the driver to take him to the best bar in town.
Why English Teachers Are Important
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes...
The Old Russian
With modern medical conveniences coming into Russia since the USSR's breakup, many Russians still have to learn how to do things that westerners understand from modern culture.
Who are Einstein and Picasso?
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, "You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to sneak in. Can you prove who you really are?"
The Perfect Car
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.
The Wrinkled Nightgown
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary.
Work vs. Prison
The difference between Work and Prison
Viagra Coffee
An elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said...
Where Have You Been?
Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.