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Tag: Clean Jokes

The Golden Toilet Seat

There was this guy who had been to about every bar in town. So one night, he hopped into a taxi cab and told the driver to take him to the best bar in town.

The Old Russian

With modern medical conveniences coming into Russia since the USSR's breakup, many Russians still have to learn how to do things that westerners understand from modern culture.

The Perfect Car

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.

Who are Einstein and Picasso?

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, "You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to sneak in. Can you prove who you really are?"

Viagra Coffee

An elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said...