Tag: Clean Jokes

A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office.

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window.

Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.

10 points to help make you look busy around the office!

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups.

A sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy.