Tag: Clean Jokes

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

Desmond, who was a real town dweller, drove his car into a ditch when out on the country roads.

A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and asks...

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection.

Three men were walking aimlessly in the desert. They came upon a castle. Dying of thirst, they decided to go into the castle.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked...

A man walks up to a woman and asks...

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.