Tag: Clean Jokes

During her annual checkup, the well constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.

The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

Sam and Abe, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.

A nurse asks her patient for his age.

A lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart.

Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it.

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with an octopus under his arm and says, "I'll bet any of you that my octopus can play any instrument that you give him."

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-pound pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is sh!t"