"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
Tag: Clean Jokes
Lay Offs
The manager was having difficulty with profits and fixed costs, so there was only one solution - more layoffs.
Like Fine Wine
Men and Women are both are like fine wine...
For the girl who has everything
A friend was discussing ideas for his wife's birthday.
A Big Glass of Water
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well.
Safety Mongoose
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.
Noise Restrictions
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles.
Where I Have and Have Not Been
I have been in many places...
The First Accountant
Who was the first accountant? Adam.
Before You Leave
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.