Two old ladies were discussing their husbands over tea.
Tag: Clean Jokes
The Secret To A Happy Life
A lady noticed an old happy man sitting on his porch.
Big John’s A-Comin’
A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender.
The Harder You Rub
The teacher walked into the classroom to find a particular word chalked in small letters on the board.
The Magical Frog
A man with an unusual problem seeks help from a witch in the forest.
The Clock Shop
A man walks into a watch and clock store and unzips his trousers...
Playing House
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare.
What Size?
A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms.
Mental Health
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
Lay Offs
The manager was having difficulty with profits and fixed costs, so there was only one solution - more layoffs.