Tag: Clean Jokes

At the very first chance, Bob's friends corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?". Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!".

An American tourist in London was desperate to take a leak. Soon he finds out that some grudges just don't go away.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

A newly engaged couple were having dinner with the bride-to-be's parents. Things were going smoothly until her father decided to find out a little more about her fiancé.

An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.

One day after the service a little boy approached the parish priest with a question...

It was the doctor's last patient consultation of Christmas Eve. A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still couldn't find a thing for her grandson.