Tag: Clean Jokes

An American tourist in London was desperate to take a leak. Soon he finds out that some grudges just don't go away.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

A newly engaged couple were having dinner with the bride-to-be's parents. Things were going smoothly until her father decided to find out a little more about her fiancé.

An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.

One day after the service a little boy approached the parish priest with a question...

It was the doctor's last patient consultation of Christmas Eve. A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still couldn't find a thing for her grandson.

A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his.