A young lady was eating lunch alone at a restaurant and couldn’t help overhearing a discussion ...
Tag: Clean Jokes
Joke: Don’t touch the buttons
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
Joke: Buffalo hunter
A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout.
Joke: The confessional
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
Joke: Shifty thief
An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels.
Joke: Love dress
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married.
Joke: Mating cats
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner.
Joke: Breeding bulls
My wife and I went to the Hunterdon County 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
Joke: That’s my Leroy
Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Leroy.
Joke: Unorthodox methods
A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read.