Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, said "Where the hell have you been?"
Larry replied "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar note tattooed on my old fella" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a mining engineer get a hundred dollat note tattooed on his dick?"
Larry makes his second mistake, by answering: "Well – one, I like to watch my money grow; two, once in a while I like to play with my money; three, I like how money feels in my hand; and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is in the Royal Brisbane Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233…
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