Joke: Popular sayings, modified by the internet

– Home is where you hang your @

– The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

– A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

– You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.

– Great groups from little icons grow.

– Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

– C: is the root of all directories.

– Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.

– Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

– The modem is the message.

– Too many clicks spoil the browse.

– The geek shall inherit the earth.

– A chat has nine lives.

– Don’t byte off more than you can view.

– Fax is stranger than fiction.

– What boots up must come down.

– Windows will never cease.

– In Gates we trust.

– Virtual reality is its own reward.

– Modulation in all things.

– A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

– Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.

– There’s no place like http://www.home.com

– Know what to expect before you connect.

– Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice.

– Speed thrills.