Joke of the Day

Two blokes walk into a bakery.

The first one steals three pastries and slips them into his pocket. He turns to his friend and says, “Pretty slick aye, bro? The owner didn’t even see me.”

Unimpressed, the friend replies, “Let me show you the honest way and still get the same result.”

He calls out to the owner of the shop and says, “Bro, I want to show you a magic trick.” Intrigued, the owner comes over. The friend asks him for a pastry, which the owner gives him, and he eats it. The friend asks for another and eats that, too. He asks for a third and eats it as well.

The owner says, “C’mon, mate. Where’s the magic trick?”

The friend points to the first bloke and says, “Check his pockets.”