Joke of the Day

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.

“I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says.

He runs 10 miles to a small town and finds its only doctor… but they’re delivering a baby.

“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison, and spit it on the ground.”

The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. He cries out, “What did the doctor say?”

“…He says you’re gonna die.”