Joke of the Day

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of prawns.

Then I saw a red belly black snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good barra bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the problem was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, and he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was the snake, with two more frogs in its mouth!