Joke of the Day

After a busy day, commuters settled down on their train trip home, when a chap hauled out his mobile and loudly started up – “Hi darling it’s Peter, I’m on the train – yes, I know it’s the 6.30 not the 4.30, but I had a long meeting – no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss – no darling you’re the only one in my life – yes, I’m sure, cross my heart” etc.

This was still going on after many minutes, when the young woman opposite, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice, “Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!”