At Sunday service, the preacher calls for anyone in need of a little divine help. “Those with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar,” the Preacher says.
Jacob gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks: “Jacob, what do you want me to pray about for you?”
Jacob replies: “Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.”
The preacher puts one finger in Jacob’s ear, and he places the other hand on top of his head and prays and prays and prays.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,”Jacob, how is your hearing now?
Jacob says, “Dunno, Reverend, it ain’t ‘til next Wednesday.”
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