Three women — two younger and one senior citizen — were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly, there was a beeping sound.
One of the younger women pressed her forearm, and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her curiously.
“That was my pager,” she explained. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear, had a brief conversation, then lowered her hand.
“That was my mobile,” she said. “I have a microchip in my hand.”
The older woman felt very low-tech.
Not to be outdone, she excused herself, stepped out of the sauna, and went to the bathroom.
A few minutes later, she returned — with a piece of toilet paper trailing from her rear end.
The other two stared, wide-eyed.
The older woman looked back at them and said…
“Well, would you look at that… I’m getting a fax!”
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