Joke – Leaving The Office

1960 Gt Nth Rd now Waterview North Western Motorway Junction

Driving home one evening, my boss called me and informed me that he had promoted me. The surprise caused me to swerve the car. A few minutes later, he called again to say that he was making me vice-president of the company. The shock caused me to swerve the car more than previously. A further five minutes on, he calls me again to say that he wants me to become president. The shock causes me to completely lose control of the car and I hit a lamp post. When the police arrived and asked what caused the accident I replied “Don’t know, I just careered off the road”.

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