A lady noticed an old happy man sitting on a park bench.
“Excuse me” she said, “I just couldn’t help noticing how happy you look. Tell me, what is the secret to your long happy life?”
“Well,” the man responded, “I eat fatty foods, never exercise. I also smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and drink about a case of whiskey a week.”
“Wow” the woman said, “and how old are you?”
“Twenty eight,” he said.
Pat - 8 years ago
My ex husband told me a version of this joke in 1958 except the questioner was a reporter visiting a retirement home.