Simple Happiness

Men, it is said, are naturally happier than women. Let’s examine some reasons that could be the case…

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day trip requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.