1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory ,
But I got canned . Couldn't concentrate .
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
But just couldn't hack it , so they gave me the axe ..
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it…. Couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,
But eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
But didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
But discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
But the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,
But they said I wasn't fit for the job..
13. After many years of trying to find steady work ,
I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks,
But had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15 . SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
Courtesy of Bryan.
- 10 years ago
I am finding that I just cant work out how I ever fitted in the hours I used to go out to work for some one else.I have to admit though that the money was better and long term prospects much more enticing.