Life’s Wisdom, From A Cowboy

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Advice comes from many directions; scholars to children, experts to laymen – and all of it is valid in its own way. An old cowboy has the following to offer:

* Keep your fences horse-high, pig-tight & bull-strong.
* Keep skunks & bankers & lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.
* Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Don’t corner something that would normally run from you.

* It doesn’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about is never gonna happen anyway.
* Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Don’t interfere with something that isn’t bothering you

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* Sometimes you get, & sometimes you get got.
* Don’t fix it if it isn’t broken.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, & a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
* If you start thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.