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We are very pleased to be giving away three copies of Sandra Lawrence's book 'Kew - Witch's Forest', to our GrownUps members.

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?

What kind of crackers do firemen like with their soup?

The banana cake I was making was in the oven when my 16-year-old came into the kitchen where the family had gathered.

The General Managers of Tui, DB, Macs, Monteiths & Speights were at a National Beer Conference when they all went to lunch.

It will cure any aliment, from tonsillitis to a broken heart. It’s one of those meals that will always feel like a big warm hug from my mum.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down the main street.