Joke of the Day

Bill and Bob, two Government mechanical engineers, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

‘We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole’, said Bob, ‘But we don’t have a ladder.’

The woman said, ‘Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.’

She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.

She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, ‘Eighteen feet, six inches’ and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed.

‘Ain’t that just like a ‘Miss-know-it-all’?’ he said.

‘We need the height and she gave us the length!’

Bob and Ray are still working for the Government.