Interests

An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.

A father came home and asked where his son was. His wife replied that he was downstairs playing with his new chemistry set.

"Hey, Mum," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"

A proctologist walked into a bank.

What it really means...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.

A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell.

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom.