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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach.

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow.

At the age of 92, Ynys Fraser got to wondering how many others of her age were still around in the Rotorua district. She advertised, inviting the over-90s to join her at a celebration that she organised. Fifty-three responded; 49 attended.

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including a young girl.

E‐mails. We get a stack of them every day. Most are rubbish. Some are exceptional. This book is the world's best e‐mails - a collection of the cleverest, funniest e‐mail jokes out there.

Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still couldn't find a thing for her grandson.

Three men arrived at a hotel to find that they were all booked up and only had a single room left with a single bed.