An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
Humour
Older Men Are More Helpful
Two guys, one old bloke and one young, are pushing their carts around the supermarket when they collide.
The Power of Viagra
It's amazing what a little pill can do...
Farm Employees
The Department of Labour claimed a South Canterbury farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
Poor Ed
"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional."
I Like Your Thinking
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
The Workings of a Woman
A word to the wise....
Wrong One
An American was on a train going across England and walked through the train looking for a seat.
The Mental Asylum
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
Ponderous Questions
Puzzling questions to kickstart your day.