A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore.
Humour
The Old Rooster
Farmer Brown goes out one bay and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.
Dust to Dust
One day after the service a little boy approached the parish priest with a question...
Strange Illness
It was the doctor's last patient consultation of Christmas Eve. A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms.
Cross-Eyed Dog
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
Ground Rules
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
Dumber By the Minute
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach.
Efficient Waiters
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow.
Free Oranges
One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including a young girl.
Across the Border
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.