Humour

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked.

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

I just came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems easy, so I thought I'd pass it on to some of my friends.

At the very first chance, Bob's friends corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?". Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!".

An American tourist in London was desperate to take a leak. Soon he finds out that some grudges just don't go away.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

A newly engaged couple were having dinner with the bride-to-be's parents. Things were going smoothly until her father decided to find out a little more about her fiancé.

An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.

A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock.

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.