Humour

"I've just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends.

Today is the oldest you've ever been, yet the youngest you'll ever be. So enjoy this day while it lasts!

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.

In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."

A man goes into a pet shop, wanting to buy a bird. He sees a beautiful bird, the loveliest he's ever seen, and asks how much it is.

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race to offer some advice.

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked.

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

I just came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems easy, so I thought I'd pass it on to some of my friends.