Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.
Humour
The Magician and the Parrot
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
Mafia Don
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.
10 Office Rules
10 points to help make you look busy around the office!
What Position?
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups.
Discrepancies in Results
A sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy.
Strange
A lawyer named Strange died and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone.
Your Move
A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees a gorgeous woman waiting for her date.
You Win
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog.
The Viewing
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.