Humour

Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A's and a couple of B's.

Mick's wife was furiously humping away with her husbands best mate Peter when suddenly the phone rang.

You know you are living in 2011 when...

"Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby.

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport.

Mr. Smith comes to his wife, "Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that's come off of my fly? I cannot button my pants."

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.