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Humour

Efficient Waiters

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow.

Free Oranges

One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including a young girl.

Across the Border

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

Christmas Shopping

Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still couldn't find a thing for her grandson.

Sweet Dreams

Three men arrived at a hotel to find that they were all booked up and only had a single room left with a single bed.

Newlyweds

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

On Heat

A little girl asks her mum, "Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?".