A circus owner runs an ad for a "lion tamer wanted" and two people show up.
Humour
Joke: Quick thinking
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been ...
Joke: Mating cats
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner.
Joke: Breeding bulls
My wife and I went to the Hunterdon County 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
Joke: That’s my Leroy
Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Leroy.
Joke: Unorthodox methods
A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read.
Short jokes
Sir Cumference built King Arthur’s round table, and Sir Ramic Tile did the flooring. I didn’t ...