A newly engaged couple were having dinner with the bride-to-be's parents. Things were going smoothly until her father decided to find out a little more about her fiancé.
Humour
Leg Pains
An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.
Some Kind of Pill
A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock.
Wise Old Lady
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
Not What It Looks Like
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore.
The Old Rooster
Farmer Brown goes out one bay and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.
Dust to Dust
One day after the service a little boy approached the parish priest with a question...
Strange Illness
It was the doctor's last patient consultation of Christmas Eve. A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms.
Cross-Eyed Dog
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
Ground Rules
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.