I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
Humour
Joke about Wills
One of the shortest wills ever written: “Being of sound mind, I spent all the money.”
Arctic Tourist Joke
Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep? He plugged his electric blanket into ...
Joke About Conversations with Kids
I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favourite reptile is.
Poker Joke
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Joke about bending over
When you’re 20 and you drop something, you pick it up. When you’re 80 and you ...
Golf Joke
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Joke: No One’s Listening
The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles so each employee can have some privacy. One ...
Joke: Which Jacket?
My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the ...
Joke: Roadside Signage
I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and crafts. As I went to ...