Humour

Why are green beans the most Zen of all vegetables? Because they’ve found their inner peas.

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing… It just waved.

During a race, what did one tomato say to the other? Ketchup!

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb? 100. One to change the ...

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the doc.

An apple a day really can keep the doctor away… but only if you aim well.

Did you hear about the man who got hit by the same bike every morning? It ...