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Humour

Joke: The ghost car

A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no cars passed. Suddenly he saw a car come towards him and stop.

Joke: Lost in translation

A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she wrote to a particular camping ground and asked for a reservation.

Joke: Almost caught

The employees at the factory where Johnny worked soon discovered that every Tuesday afternoon the boss would always leave work early, not to return that day.