Humour

I sympathise with batteries,

I didn't mean to push all your buttons,

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

I just dropped a copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my foot.

Why did the M&M  go to school?

Why was the tomato red?

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit.

Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body?

Why cant a nose be 12 inches long?

Why do bees have sticky hair?