Joke: I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people’s pants

So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people’s pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, ‘Go to Bluff, it’s great for flu’. So I went – and I got it.

A seal walks into a club…

Went to the corner shop – bought 4 corners.

I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

 I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.