When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he said "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, good luck Mr. Goorski."
Humour
Joke: Drive through
The drive-up window at the bank where I’m a teller has an outside drawer to accept ...
Joke: A one night stay
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them.
Joke – You know you’re getting older when…
…your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do ...
Joke – Blushing Tomatoes
A beautiful woman loves to garden, but can’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. ...
Monty Python – I’d like to buy a hearing aid
Hearing aid and contact lens salesmen who literally need some of their own medicine.
Joke: Two of those
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals.